For those of you who find yourselves less keen to frolic but have me instead come to your garden and work my magic. Please, come in and let us speak. I have so, so many seeds to offer and nothing but the finest skill to weave them beautifully.
Frolickers
For those of you who were curious enough to discover yet more about the gardener, found some grammatical litter lying around, or indeed have some plants you wish to be also watered. I have just the right can.
Send me an email at jarthurcollins@gmail.com, and I would be overjoyed to hear from you.
For you all, my future friends, just scroll a touch further, and I promise to be as gentle and kind as would a butterfly to a milkweed.
